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What do you call zombies in a belfry?
Dead ringers.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean.

What did the zombie get his medal for?
Deadication.

Why was the zombie's nightclub disaster?
It was a dead and alive hole.

How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.

Doctor: Are you still having trouble with your breathing?
Zombie: Yes, I am.
Doctor: We'll,see if we can put a stop to that.

What do little zombies play?
Corpses and robbers.