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There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped.
How many were left?
Nine!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Now you see it now you don't. What are you looking at?
A black cat walking over a zebra crossing.