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What do you get if you cross a worm with a young goat?
A dirty kid.

What's the difference between a nice young lady and a fresh loaf?
One's a well bred maid and the other's a well ?made bread.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

I need a smart boy, said the boss to the young applicant. Someone quick to take notice.
Oh, I can do that, sir. I had it twice last week.