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What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
How can you tell if a Yeti's been in the fridge?
There are paw-prints in the dessert.
What happened to the big shaggy yeti when she crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.
What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.
Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.
Why shouldn't you dance with a Yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet.
How does a Yeti get to work?
Did you hear the joke about the fierce yeti?
It'll make you roar.
Where do you find wild yetis?
It depends where you left them.