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What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

How can you tell if a Yeti's been in the fridge?
There are paw-prints in the dessert.

What happened to the big shaggy yeti when she crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.

What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.

Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.

Why shouldn't you dance with a Yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet.

How does a Yeti get to work?
By icicle.

Did you hear the joke about the fierce yeti?
It'll make you roar.

Where do you find wild yetis?
It depends where you left them.