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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.

What is yellow and swings from cake to cake ?
Tarzipan !

What is yellow and dangerous ?
Shark infested custard ! or
A canary with a machine gun !

What is yellow and writes ?
A ball point banana

What has brown and yellow stripes and buzzes along at the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine.

What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour ?
The train drivers egg sandwich !

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.