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What is the worms' favorite band?
Mud.

Who is the worms' Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Big holes in your garden.

What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Worm.
Worm who?
Worm in here isn't it?