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What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked.
"Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woodworm.
Woodworm who?
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two?