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Why did the wizard wear red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up.

What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer.

What is evil and bearded and lives under the sea?
A wizard with an aqualung.

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!

Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.

What do you call a wizard who only casts good spells?
A charming fellow.

What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt.

What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne.

Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend.

What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea in a barrel?
Bob.

What did the wizard say at the end of a long, hard day?
I'm going gnome.

Did you hear about the wizard who can sculpt lots of things out of skull bones?
Apparently he has a high degree of witchcraftsmanship.