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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.
So why did you come to see me?
Well, I saw the light in the window...

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder?
Harry: What did the sign say?
Fred: Stop.

Who broke the window?
It was Fred, Dad. He ducked when I threw a stone at him.

How do you cure a headache?
Put your head through a window, and the pane will disappear.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.