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Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves

What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in.

What happened to the werewolf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite.

Where does a werewolf sit in the theater?
Anywhere he wants to!.

What do you call a werewolf who drinks too much?
A whino.

Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him an eerie ache.

Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you.

I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right noooooooooooooooooow!

Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers.

First Werewolf: Nerg.
Second Werewolf: Nerg, nerg, yug.
First Werewolf: Don't start changing the subject.