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At a very classy wedding, one of the guests broke wind. The bridegroom was furious and rounded on the guilty party. "How dare you break wind in front of my wife?" he roared. "Sorry," said the guest. "Was it her turn?"

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom.

Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright."
"What happened?" asked Harry.
"I married her," replied Fred.

Here comes the bride, Short, fat and wide.
See how she wobbles From side to side.
Here comes the groom, All full of gloom.
He's as thin as a broom Going to meet his doom.