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Sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the management.

Son: Dad kept asking for glasses of water when he was in hospital.
Daughter: I expect that's how they knew he was going out of his mind.

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .

What is a bandeau?
A stretch of water the French aren't allowed to swim in.