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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.

Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
The butterfly stroke by the look of it sir.

Waiter, waiter, there's a bird in my soup.
That's all right, sir. It's bird?nest soup.

Waitress What's the best way to see flying saucers?
Pinch the waitress' bottom.