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Why don't vultures fly south in the winter?
Because they can't afford the air fare.
Why did the vulture cross the road?
For a fowl reason.
Where do the toughest vultures come from?
Hard boiled eggs.
What do you call a vulture with no beak?
A head banger.
Why couldn't the vulture talk to the dove?
Because he didn't speak pigeon English.
How do we know vultures are religious?
Because they're birds of prey.
What do a vulture, a pelican and a taxman have in common?
How can she be so fat?
She eats like a bird!
Yes, a vulture!