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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested,
"You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"
"Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Vic.
Vic who?
Victim of a vampire.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone through the woods looking for victims?

What does Dracula say to his victims?
It's been nice gnawing you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rome.
Rome who?
Roming around looking for victims.

What eats its victims two by two?
Noah's Shark.

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