| Alabama: |
Yes, We
Have Electricity |
| Alaska: |
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! |
| Arizona: |
But It's A Dry Heat |
| Arkansas: |
Literacy Ain't Everything |
| California: |
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda |
| Colorado: |
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
| Connecticut: |
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet |
| Delaware: |
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water |
| Florida: |
Ask Us About Our Grandkids |
| Georgia: |
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism |
| Hawaii: |
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money) |
| Idaho: |
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure |
| Illinois: |
Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
| Indiana: |
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
| Iowa: |
We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
| Kansas: |
First Of The Rectangle States |
| Kentucky: |
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
| Louisiana: |
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign |
| Maine: |
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster |
| Maryland: |
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It |
| Massachusetts: |
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) |
| Michigan: |
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians |
| Minnesota: |
10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes |
| Mississippi: |
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State |
| Missouri: |
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work |
| Montana: |
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
Very Little Else |
| Nebraska: |
Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
| Nevada: |
Whores and Poker! |
| New Hampshire: |
Go Away And Leave Us Alone |
| New Jersey: |
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! |
| New Mexico: |
Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
| New York: |
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney ... |
| North Carolina: |
Tobacco Is A Vegetable |
| North Dakota: |
We Really Are One Of The 50 States! |
| Ohio: |
At Least We're Not Michigan |
| Oklahoma: |
Like The Play, Only No Singing |
| Oregon: |
Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner |
| Pennsylvania: |
Cook With Coal |
| Rhode Island: |
We're Not REALLY An Island |
| South Carolina: |
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender |
| South Dakota: |
Closer Than North Dakota |
| Tennessee: |
The Educashun State |
| Texas: |
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) |
| Utah: |
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
| Vermont: |
Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
| Washington: |
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! |
| Washington, D.C.: |
Wanna Be Mayor? |
| West Virginia: |
One Big Happy Family ... Really! |
| Wisconsin: |
Come Cut The Cheese |
| Wyoming: |
Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!! |
