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Typing teacher: Bob! Your work has certainly improved. There are only ten mistakes here.
Bob: Oh good!
Teacher: Now let's look at the second line, shall we?

What type of people do vampires like?
Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
Blood type-writers.

The pupils in the 12th grade, who had learned to type, were being interviewed by prospective employers. Lisa was asked her typing speed. "I'm not sure," she replied. "But I can delete at 50 words a minute."