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How do toads travel?
By hoppercraft.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?
Broom sick.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
Very large ones.

Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!

What people travel the most?
Romans.