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A workman had just finished laying a carpet in a witch's house when he realized he had lost his sandwiches. Looking round he saw a lump under the carpet. Not wanting to pull the carpet up again he just got a big plank of wood and smashed the lump flat. Then the witch came into the room with a cup of tea for him. "Here's your tea," she said. "My, you've laid the carpet well. just one thing, though, have you seen my pet toad anywhere?"

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!