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Werewolf: Doctor, doctor, thank you so much for curing me.
Doctor: So you don't think you're a werewolf anymore?
Werewolf: Absolutely not, I'm quite clear now - see my nose is nice and cold.

"Did you thank Mrs Jones for teaching you today?" Fred's mom asked him when he came home from school.
"No. I didn't. Betty in front of me did and Mrs JOnes said 'Don't mention it' so I didn't."

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.