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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.

Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't find a part he could get his teeth into.

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch!
A vampire with a rotten tooth.

As the judge said to the dentist:
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.