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What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.

What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?
He had a whale of a time.

What should you do if you swallow a lightbulb?
Spit it out and be delighted!

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder!
Well, don't point him at me.