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What did the stupid ghost do?
He used to climb over walls.

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead.

Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

Did you hear about the stupid photographer?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.

Did you hear about the stupid monster who hurt himself while he was raking up leaves?
He fell out of a tree.

I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"