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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.

Teacher: I was going to read you a story called The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I've changed my mind.
Class: Oh why, ma'am?
Teacher: Because we might get carried away.

Who wrote Count Dracula's life story?
The ghost writer.

Igor: How was that science fiction movie you saw last night?
Dr Frankenstein: Oh, the same old story, boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy builds new girl...

Did you hear the story of the three holes?
Well, well, well.

What's a giant's favorite tale?
A tall story.