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Please Sir. There's something wrong with my stomach.
Well, button up your jacket and no one will notice.
Should you eat spiders,slugs and slime on an empty stomach?
No, you should eat them on a plate.
Doctor, doctor, I've had stomach ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells?"