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"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Edwin.
Edwin who?
Edwin a spelling contest if I were a better witch.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling.