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Ding dong bell,
Pussy's down the well,
But we've put some disinfectant down
And don't mind about the smell.

A man walked into a chemist shop and asked for a spray that filled a room with the smell of rotten eggs, stale socks and sour milk.
"What on earth do you want something like that for?" asked the chemist.
"I've got to leave my flat this morning, and it states in the lease that I must leave it exactly as I found it!"