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Waiter, waiter! There's a slug in my dinner.
Don't worry, sir there's no extra charge.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies!

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup?
And what's the problem sir? I ordered slug soup.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!

How do you know your kitchen is filthy?
The slugs leave trails on the floor that read "Clean me."

Waiter, waiter! There's a slug in my salad.
I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you were a vegetarian.

"What's the secret of living to be 100?" the reporter asked the old man. "Slugs!" replied the centenarian. "Slugs?" "Yes! I've never eaten one in my entire life!"