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What knocks you out each night but doesn't harm you?
Sleep.

Are you a light sleeper?
No, I sleep in the dark.

I'm not saying our teacher's fat, but every time he falls over he rocks himself to sleep trying to get back up.

My dad is so short sighted he can't get to sleep unless he counts elephants.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers.