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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bee?
Something that stinks and stings.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot!

What's wet, smells and goes babump, babump?
A skunk in the spin drier.