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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bee? Something that stinks and stings.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot!
What's wet, smells and goes babump, babump? A skunk in the spin drier.