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A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."

Sign at a health food store: Closed on account of sickness.

Sign at hairdresser's: We curl up and dye for you.

Sign at composer's studio: Out Chopin, Bach in a minuet.