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The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."

What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.

"Teacher reminds me of the sea," said Fred to Harry. "You mean she's deep, sometimes calm, but occasionally stormy?" "No! She makes me sick."

Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn a few sick jokes.

Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had oooooo-ping cough.

Did you hear about the sick dog?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.