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Did you hear about the bloke who set up a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

How do you find out where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch.

Why did the flea fail his exams?
He wasn't up to scratch.

Teacher: Fred! Why are you scratching yourself?
Fred: 'Cos no one else knows where I itch.

Did you hear that Pinochio got splinters in his fingers?
He'd been scratching his head!