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A worker on a construction site rushed up to the man in charge.
"Boss!" he cried. "Someone's just dropped a trowel from the top of the scaffolding and sliced my ear off!"
Immediately, his boss organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that surgeons might be able to sew it back on.
"Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.
"No, that's not it," said the injured workman.
"Mine had a pencil behind it!"