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A large sailing ship was at anchor off the coast of Mauritius, and two dodos watched the sailors rowing ashore. "We'd better hide," said the first dodo. "Why?" asked the second. "Because," said the first, "we're supposed to be extinct, silly!"

Boat attendant: Come in number 9, your time is up.
Assistant: But sir, we only have eight rowing boats.
Boat attendant: Oh, dear, number 6 must be in trouble then.