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I didn't recognize you for a minute.
It was one of the happiest minutes of my life.

A lady put a lonely hearts ad in the paper and had a reply which said, "I would love to meet you, but I have to tell you that I am eight feet tall, covered in matted fur, with large fangs and slobbering lips. If you still want to meet me then I'll be under the clock in Penn Station at six o'clock next Saturday."
The lady replied, "I would be interested in meeting you but please will you wear a red carnation and carry a rolled-up copy of The New York Times so that I can recognize you?"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the monsters coming?
Here come the monsters.
And what did he say when he saw the monsters coming with sunglasses on?
Nothing - he didn't recognize them!