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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?
Warren !

How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?
It has hares in it.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !

As soon as she could talk, the baby rabbit started to ask her mother where she'd come from. But the mother rabbit was far too busy to tell her.

The baby rabbit kept on asking until the mother rabbit couldn't stand it any more.

'All right,' she said, 'if you must know, 'you were pulled out of a magician's hat.'

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