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Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiet Tina.
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina classroom.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris by the vampire very quietly.