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A farmer was showing a schoolboy round his farm when they came to a field where the farmer's sheep were grazing.
"How many sheep do you reckon there are?" the farmer asked proudly.
"Seven hundred ,and sixty-four," replied the boy after a few seconds.
The farmer gaped. "That's exactly right, boy. How did you count them so quickly?"
"Simple," said the boy genius. "I just counted the legs and divided by four!"