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"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.