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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash.

What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes.

"You play fair with me and I'll play fair with you," said the boss to the new worker. "Just remember: you can't do too much for a good employer." "Don't worry, I won't."