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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Glasgow.
Glasgow who?
Glasgow away from this place - it's scary!

Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places.
Doctor: Well don't go back to those places again.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

Geography teacher: What is the coldest place in the world? Fred: Chile.

They say he's going places.
The sooner the better!