Waiter, waiter, why is my apple pie all mashed up?
You did ask me to step on it, sir.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
A tramp knocked at a door and asked for some food. "Didn't I give you some pie a week ago?" asked the lady of the house. "Yeah, lady," said the tramp, "but I'm all right again now."
