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One day Fred's girlfriend wrote to him to say their friendship was off and could she have her photograph back? Fred sent her a pile of pictures of different girls with the message: I can't remember what you look like. Could you please take out your photo and return the rest.

What do you think of this photograph of me?
It makes you look older, frankly.
Oh, well, it'll save the cost of having another one taken later on.

Poor old Fred sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club.
They sent it back saying that they weren't that lonely.