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What perfume do lady snakes like to wear?
"Poison" by Dior.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.

"What's your new perfume called?" a young man asked his girlfriend.
"High Heaven," she replied.
"I asked what it was called, not what it smells to!"

Fred: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Betty: It is, and you do!