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Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook: Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

What should you do if you find yourself surrounded by Dracula, Frankenstein, a zombie and a werewolf?
Hope you're at a costume party.

Fred: Did you got to Betty's party?
Harry: No, the invitation said "from five to nine", and I'm ten.