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Why wouldn't the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
Because he only spoke pigeon English.

My parrot lays square eggs.
That's amazing! Can it talk as well?
Yes, but only one word.
What's that?
Ouch!

How do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps saying "Oooo's a pretty boy then?"

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.

"I'd like a cheap parrot, please," an old lady said to a pet shop owner.
"This one's cheap and it sings The Star-Spangled Banner."
"Never mind that," said the customer. "Is it tender?"

Miss: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Stella: For a parrot to perch on, miss.