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First witch: Have you tried one of these new paper cauldrons?
Second witch: Yes.
First witch: Did it work?
Second witch: No, it was tearable.

Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Girl: You think you're clever but really you're just stupid.
Boy: Really ?, you are like a piece of blotting paper. You soak everything in - but you get it all backwards!