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Fred met Betty in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well, and soon Fred suggested that they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. It wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love, though, Fred noticed that Betty's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out. When they were done, Fred laid back on the bed and said,
"I must have been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out."
Betty looked at him and smiled. "That usually happens when someone forgets to remove my pantyhose."