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What do two lovesick owls say when it's raining?
Too-wet?-o-woo!

What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.

Why were the mommy and daddy owls worried about their son?
Because he didn't seem to give a hoot anymore.

What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
Owl be seeing you later.

What does an educated owl say?
Whom.

Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.

What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
You're not owld enough.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.

How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owl?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl I can say is knock knock!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be sad if you don't let me in.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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